Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...