One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....