Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...