Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...