OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
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What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...