Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...