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Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
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Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Learning Chinese terms
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Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...