Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...