Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...