How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Lily!
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What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
The bronze statues
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Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Children’s worst book titles!
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Unreasonable bill
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Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...