The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...