Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...