Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...