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Meet the Schitts!
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Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
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The nun and the cabby
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Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Immature Wife
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Competition of a nation
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