Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...