An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...