Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...