Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
A play on Computer Lingo.
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The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...