The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...