Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...