The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...