McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...