Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...