My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...