What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...