Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
How do you keep an idiot occupied?
How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) . . . . . ....
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!