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Sleeping Bull
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From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
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It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
Windows 95
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Blonde quickies 101-120
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Definition of a Wife!
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