Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...