You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...