Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...