Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...