More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!