Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...