Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.