Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...