Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Nurses Revenge
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for,...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...