The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...