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This is my first golf lesson
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Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
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A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Russian War College
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Phone Number
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