I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.