The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
When white man found this land, Indians were running it…
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash