A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...