What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...