Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...