God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...