How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
Relationships to Weddings
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My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they’ve discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes…Must be...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
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