Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....