A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...