You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...