Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...