Get married
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Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
International Travellers Bloopers
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Unengaged Brain
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“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Helping a blond lose weight
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